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=Welcome to the online course "Learn to Speak Jargonese"=

Why Jargonese as a Second Language?
Because if you speak Jargonese as a first language, you will have NO friends to speak of. People will run from you at parties, or fake some sort of medical emergency to avoid you. You will not get good service in restaurants, even expensive ones. You won't be served at Starbucks at all!

But there is some real value to learning to speak Jargonese. It enables you to walk effortlessly in social and business circles you may not have previously not dreamed of. Impress your boss, and make them a little nervous by using words they think they ought to know, but don't. Sound like the kind of person who deserves that reserved parking space, the personalized mug, and even the key to the executive bath room.

This paradigm-shifting, search engine optimizing, equity balancing, action-research implementation with an eye on improving engagement across platforms to improve all shareholders return on investment.

See, wasn't that easy?

Lesson 1